Get a Little Air
Are you one of the millions suffering from
the dreaded condition known as S.L.O.E.?
symptoms of S.L.O.E. (Severe Lack Of Excitement) include: monotony, un-eventfulness, colorlessness and boredom.
Our studies have shown that an altitude deficient lifestyle (or A.D.L.) is usually to blame.
Our exclusive Attitude for Altitude Adjustments have been successfully treating
S.L.O.E. sufferers for over 30 years!
We're pleased to announce that after more than 30 years
of research, we are now the first and only FDA* APPROVED and licensed Aerostatician to administer Attitude for Altitude Adjustments over-the-counter. That's right, you can now stabilize your A.D.L. and S.L.O.E.
Without a Prescription!
Don't be fooled by imitations,
snake oil salesmen, dog and pony shows or bulk providers. Our Attitude for
Altitude Adjustments are administered by extremely qualified aerostaticians
with years of anti-gravitational experience throughout the USA, Canada and Europe.
Contact us today for your personal Attitude for Altitude
and rid S.L.O.E. from your life!
Side effects such as laughter, happiness, pleasure, exhilaration, excessive
water cooler conversations, massive picture taking, and a sense of awe are
common. Those over the age of 10 and under the age of 120 are encouraged
to adjust their attitude for altitude. Some patients have become dependent
on altitude. Altitude dependency is NOT curable or harmful. Some altitude
dependent patients are now living happily with their own hot air balloons.
Please consult an authorized aerostatician prior to adjusting your attitude. *Friends
Dependent on Aerostats.
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